"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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