I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
no you cant smoke seaweed
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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