Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Shame - the story of my life.
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