You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
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