He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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