Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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