But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
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