Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
I'm bleeding and have questions
Holy shit dude........stairs
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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