Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
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