I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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