Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
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