The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Randomize