you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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