So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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