we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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