i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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