You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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