3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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