im gay
i know
yea but for you.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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