A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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