im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
they need to just BURY HIM!
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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