I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
You are a genius and a whore.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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