If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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