Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
