Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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