Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
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