Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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