we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
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