What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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