We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
