It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
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