He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
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