omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
God, I missed his penis.
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