You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
I feel like a drive thru vagina
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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