I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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