We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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