just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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