just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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