I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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