Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
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