I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Randomize
