tell your sister to shave her snatch
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
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