Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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