I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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