BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
We're too hungover to prance.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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