He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
Come see our sink grown plant.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
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