Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
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