I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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