awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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