I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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