Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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